Partly Facetious : Modi deserves praise?

"I would like to thank Narendra Modi from the bottom of my heart and..."
"Shhh, tempers are running high and there maybe death threats made against you for saying what you just did."
"You should learn to hear someone out. Wait till the entire statement has been made instead of jumping the gun."
"Not an appropriate phrase what with war clouds looming large on the horizon and..."
"Armies don't fight with guns silly, hunters and perhaps a murderer or two may use a gun..."
"This is not a facetious matter, so please make responsible statements."
"Alright, what I wanted to say and you didn't let me finish is that Modi has achieved what no one else could have achieved in a politically divisive Pakistan: got the opposition and the government on the same page, got their supporters on the same page and need I add, got the civilian and the military on the same page though if truth be told they were on the same page since the elections..."
"Since before the elections; or so claims the opposition."
"There you go again planting the seeds of discord..."
"The seeds have well developed roots already - it's just that in the aftermath of the Indian response to deaths in Kashmir the Nawaz Sharif type of response would have generated public anger - you know continuing back door diplomacy, hosting some prominent Indians in his Murree residence, so nothing official, and never ever referring to Jadhav......"
"You Khanzadehs can't help becoming political...don't forget Modi's India also silenced our Information Minister Fawad Chaudhry from criticising the opposition; no mean feat if you ask me..."
"Our bald eagle stated on a television programme that the Information Minister should represent the country and not a political party..."
"The bald eagle who soared to new heights, or is it depths, when he led the attack on the supreme court, caught on the BBC, and who defended Nawaz Sharif by threatening journalists for which he apologized publicly once he emerged from house arrest, dumped the Sharifs in favour of the military dictator and..."
"And need I add, he has come full circle, back in the arms of the Sharifs in return for a senate seat and..."
"The world of our politics is truly round, like the earth."
"That's not a philosophical statement, more a psychological one."
"There I would agree."